How To Make Tartare Sauce (The Cheat’s Way)
“Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers”
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
Traditionally tartare (spelt ‘tartar’ in the US) sauce is served with fish and seafood, most famously in the ’70s with the ubiquitous scampi. In fact it also goes well with steak and lamb.
But whatever you serve it with, don’t even think of buying ready made tartare sauce, this version is SO much better, and it keeps in the fridge for ages.
Tartare sauce was the Desert Island luxury chosen by broadcaster Ludovik Kennedy.
Why not to use gherkins, tabasco, or Worcestershire sauce
The purpose of tartare sauce is to cut through the greasiness of batter-or-breadcrumb-covered fried food. Some people add gherkins, but in my view it makes the sauce just too sharp; capers on the other hand give the oomph that’s needed but without the vinegary harshness of the gherkins. However, don’t use capers in brine if you can help it – if you can’t go to How To Transform Horrid Briny Capers.
Another variation is to add Tabasco or Worcestershire sauce, but in my view that makes the sauce hot and spicy AS WELL AS piquant – it’s trying to do too many things at once. So, after much experimentation, this is my version.
Recipe for a cheat’s version of tartare sauce
- 300ml/1¼ cups/half a 600g jar mayonnaise – Hellman’s is fine. Dr Will’s is even better. Or you could also use half mayonnaise and half crème fraiche
- 2 tbsp capers (as I say above, not the ones in brine – but if they are in salt rinse thoroughly and then soak in milk for half an hour)
- small bunch parsley, chopped (do NOT use the stalks – usually it’s fine but not for this)
- 6 spring onions – just snip in the white part, and a couple of cm/an inch of greeen
- ½ tsp grainy mustard
- juice of a small lemon (or two tbsp of the squeezy type… but only if desperate)
To make, you simply collect all these ingredients together and mix. Couldn’t be simpler. Remember to TASTE!
What Is A Youth, from the Zeffirelli film of Romeo and Juliet. I cannot for the life of me remember what the connection between tartare sauce and this lovely song is…. but it’s gorgeous so I’m keeping it!