“In short, what we are dealing with here requires a little more than a Berocca and a bacon sandwich. (Incidentally these are the very best cures for a mild malaise – it’s all about the amino acids)”Toby Wiseman, The Sunday Times, talking of hangover cures for Serious Occasions
We used to run a clay pigeon shoot jointly with our neighbour – he provided the land and the clay pigeons, we provided the food and the place to eat it. About fifteen times a year eight people (mostly male) would arrive, rosy cheeked, crunching their boots over the frost-frozen gravel, wearing shot guns and broad smiles. We’d have a roaring fire going and offer them steaming mugs of coffee – and these soft, warm bacon-filled baps to fortify them before they were off in the Land Rovers and out into the sparkling icicled countryside.
And these hearty mini-meals aren’t just good for those off to slaughter a few clays – the hot bacon bap is perfect for a simple bonfire night snack, and, as Toby Wiseman suggests in the quote above, for those suffering from a previous night’s surfeit. And it’s nothing if not enduringly democratic… for centuries (or at least the odd century) it’s been the fortifying breakfast of the working man, both urban and rural.
“It’s the combination of simplicity and flavour that makes the bacon roll, sandwich or buttie so perfect. If you can slice bread and fry strips of meat in a pan till they’re done to your liking, you can make one of the best meals in the world.”Pete Brown, Pie Fidelity: In Defence of British Food
Of course, we tweaked and developed each time (the mushrooms are a key addition – they stop the whole thing from getting too dry), and in the end we were told that Brigitte, lead chef on these occasions, had achieved the sublime. Here’s how to do it.
Recipe for Brigitte’s beautiful bacon baps
Allow two each for the large, the hungry, and the greedy
- 6 soft baps – if you are not familiar with this term, there is further explanation below.
- 300g/10 oz ready-sliced mushrooms – or if not ready sliced you can slice them while you fry the bacon.
- 18 slices streaky bacon – make sure it’s really good quality, and does not include a lot of added water – if you are lucky enough to live in Northern Ireland, your best source is Kennedy Bacon.
- 2 tbps approximately grainy mustard
- butter to spread and for frying
- Butter a frying pan, and then fry the bacon (if it needs a bit more fat add some more butter); when crispy (ish) set aside to keep warm.
2. Add a bit more butter and fry the mushrooms.
3. Halve the baps, butter both cut surfaces, butter them, and spread them with the whole-grain mustard.
4. Place three slices of bacon on the bottom half of each bap, spoon over the fried mushrooms, put the top of the bap on top, and keep warm (if you have an Aga put them on the warming plate covered in foil) until you are ready to serve with steaming hot coffee.
What exactly is a bap? Three definitions
From Oxford Dictionaries
bap bap/Submit noun:BRITISH 1. a large, round, flattish bread roll, typically with a spongy texture and floury top. 2. informal a woman’s breasts.
“A bap is, at its simplest, a bread roll. At its more complicated, it is tender pillow of dough, often made with milk, lard, and butter. A more humble, Scottish version of the brioche. The bap is the ideal bread for a simple meat sandwich. Whether that meat is leftover boiled beef, mutton, bacon, or sausages, the bap takes a simple meat and elevates it to one of the most steadying sandwiches a person could crave. And it’s especially good for those mornings when soaking up all of last night’s bad decisions is a top priority.”From the Serious Eats blog
Definition 3 (re, specifically, a Belfast bap)
“I’m advised to get there early to try the Belfast Bap.
The saying around here is that the word ‘bap’ is an acronym for ‘bread at affordable prices’. This isn’t true in terms of etymology, but it is true in Belfast: the Belfast bap was created by an Armagh baker called Barney Hughes to help feed Belfast’s poor in the 1845-49 famine, and stuck around as a favourite food for the workers in the docks nearby.
Appropriately, given the history of shipbuilding in those docks, the roll itself is of titanic proportions. It’s roughly the size and shape of the millennium dome, deep brown, almost burnt on top.”From Pete Brown’s post, What Bacon Rolls Tell Us About the Decline of Civilisation