“We kids feared many things in those days – werewolves, dentists, North Koreans, Sunday School – but they all paled in comparison with Brussels sprouts.”

Dave Barry, Miami Herald columnist

Brussels sprouts are notorious for being deeply unpopular. That is because, in their basic state, they are bitter and they are solid.

But it doesn’t have to be like that. There are three important things to do:

• shred them – a rather tedious task, pour drinks and enlist helpers.
• add salt: this can be in the shape of …. just salt. Or it can be Marmite breadcrumbs (see below), or lardons, bacon, or pancetta. Or a mix of all these.
• add sweetness: this can be done by any number of things… just sugar for starters. Or jam, cranberry sauce, maple syrup, pomegranate or redcurrant jelly… you get the picture.

For another Brussels sprouts and maple syrup recipe follow this link.

How to make Marmite breadcrumbs

In a frying pan, melt 50g of butter with two teaspoons of Marmite. Stir in about a cup/120g of fresh breadcrumbs, and fry until dry and crisps. Add some dried Herbes de Provence, or some thyme leaves, or some finely chopped rosemary, and some lemon zest, if you have a lemon to hand.

These will keep in an airtight container in the fridge for about a week, but crisp them up in a frying pan just before using them.

Charismatic Christmas Brussels sprouts

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Serves – 4

Ingredients

• 500g/1 lb Brussels sprouts
• 50g/2 oz butter… plus more
• 1 tablespoon maple syrup…. or see above for alternatives
• 80g/3 oz lardons…or see above for alternatives
• Pinch Urfa pepper flakes

Instructions

1. Take any black leaves off the Brussels sprouts and shred with a sharp knife. This can be done the day before.
2. Just before you aim to eat the sprouts, fry the lardons in a little butter, allowing their own fat to seep out too.
3. When the lardons are done, add the sprouts and the rest of the butter, and fry. Add the maple syrup, and mix in well.